Seriously, I promise you will be happier if you just add the feed of my real blog instead of trying to friend me here ;)

I don't really update my LJ anymore but I do participate in communities. If you want to add me on LJ, you would be better off adding the feed of my regular blog - http://syndicated.livejournal.com/lumpesse_feed/profile



This Livejournal is pretty boring. Instead, you should check out my blog at Lumpesse.com (lj syndication available here) or my podcast at BedroomRadio.com. If you still really want to be added, you know the drill.

So, I am still quite active over at lumpesse.com, bedroomradio.blogspot.com, and now I have a new site junkbuzzed.com ;)

What have all of you been up to? Any of my old buddies still about this place? What new communities should I join?

A few things:
1 - Stop sending me LJ nudges. I don't update this LJ because it is easier to just use my blog (lumpesse.com)

2 - The LJ syndication has been broken for months, if you are subscribed to lumpesseblog you haven't been getting anything. Looks like someone made a new syndication at lumpesse_feed (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lumpesse_feed) - Subscribe if you want.

3 - Kisses all around.

I had such good luck last time I posted here for a focus group. So, I need your help again. Comment if you are willing to listen to an 8 minute mp3 file and tell me what you think about it. List your email address so I can send you a link.

I'm going for fun and sexy but you'll be the judge of that.

Download Bedroom Radio Episode #6 (62 minutes 58MB) or Subscribe

Show Notes

Interview

Mr Melvis of Comfort Stand Records

Music

from Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka Porn Music For The Masses Volume 1

Eldad Tsabary - Lophophora Williamssii

De Zwervende Keien (The Drifting Boulders) - Wooden Shoes In Tirol

mr_melvis - Whose Fantasy Is This, Anyways? (featuring R. Stevie Moore and Ms. Demeanor)


Dancing with Myself

Tord Gustavsen Trio - "Curtains Aside" from The Ground (Thanks for the song, Jeff! If you have a song that you think I should use for this part of the show, email me.)

Very Cool Podcast

He Said, She Said

Comments? Questions? Adoration? Naked pictures?

Email - bedroomradio AT gmail.com

Phone - 206-339-7357

Website - BedroomRadio.com

Blog - Lumpesse.com

It was a crazy week at Lumpesse HQ (aka, my apartment) however I managed to get a podcast together and the shine of my amazingly spectacular guest makes the whole thing sparkle. Like fucking glitter, I tell you.

If you're not hip to Bedroom Radio yet, what are you waiting for? Hot music, fun interviews, me moaning, witty banter. . . It is like a cocktail party for your ears - and it usually takes a few drinks to get me moaning so consider this a bargain.

Download it here.

Another podcast, another "on air" orgasm. Episode #3 is available for download at BedroomRadio.com or Subscribe.

. . . you have 2 new chances!

Episode #2 of Bedroom Radio is available for download at BedroomRadio.com

Also, make sure to check out Episode #10 of Podnography at Podnography.com. This week Sam features Tera Patrick, Violet Blue and ME. He has an exclusive segment from me there that won't be heard anywhere else.

I'm a very happy Ellie right now.

Yesterday: "Vehicular blowjob(s)"

I have always relished the sound that he makes when I first put my mouth on him and this time was no exception. As I worked on his cock, he reached behind me and pulled my skirt up over my ass and began spanking me. I was praying that he would slip his fingers into my panties but he never got the chance.

Today: "Exhibitionism"
A picture of my breasts.

Tomorrow: "The Postfeminist Dilemma OR Why I Can Say 'Pussy' With a Straight Face"

I will be phasing out this journal over the next several weeks. I will keep it for LJ communities and the occasional personal post. Most of the content you have all seen for awhile now has been a crosspost from my blog at www.lumpesse.com. I have created an LJ syndication of this at lumpesseblog. If you want to keep reading my posts, please add lumpesseblog to your friends list. I will be paring down the friends list at lumpesse considerably so that I can focus on the people that I really enjoy reading.

I recieved very little interest in my proposition of a few days ago so I have decided to delay the auctions at least a week until I get shore up adequate support from other bloggers and podcasters, add more items, and promote to a more lucrative demographic than Livejournal.

In other news, I was at the local intake center for evacuees that are now my new neighbors in this city. I met the most adorable little girl who I read with for a few hours. I am so glad that my city is putting people in hotel rooms instead of another temporary shelter. This family hadn't had any privacy in a long time or a quiet place to get some rest. I was exhausted by the end of a six hour shift of shuttling people through the Red Cross intake process, I can't even fathom how they must have felt.

Please, I implore you, if you can do anything in your community to help, get out there and do it. I know that around here they need people to "adopt" families in order to help orient them towards the community. They also need help at the food banks to sort and distribute donations.

There were 120 people that came on 1 plane to my city last night. They are the tip of the iceburg. It took at least 100 volunteers to welcome and assist them as well as massive amounts of clothing and food donations. There are 2 more flights coming into my city today. It is completely overwhelming. But, knowing that 1 new family in my city has my phone number and an offer of free babysitting makes me feel a little better.

PLEASE do whatever you can to help.

A proposal
Like many of you out there, I have been feeling very helpless about the current situation in the South. Aside from mine and lumpus's personal contributions to hurricane relief efforts, we feel like we want to do something more. I decided that if there was anything I could do to mobilize people to donate to hurricane relief, that I would do it. In the past I have had people ask me about selling panties and other items. I was never interested in it for my own profit. But, it is something I am thrilled to do if it can help the victims of Katrina put their lives back together. So, fair blog readers, I am inviting you into my underwear drawer for a worthy cause. I will be auctioning off several items in the next few weeks and will continue restocking until interest wanes. Please read on for more information!

Here is how it will work

1. I will make a post on Wednesdy, September 7th listing the first item up for bid. The auction will close on Friday, September 9th at noon and another item will be posted. I will keep working on a Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule until all items are spoken for or interest has dried up.


2. I will accept bids via email and conduct the bidding in several rounds so that all parties will get an even chance to win.


3. I don't want you to send me a penny. I feel uncomfortable handling money that is meant for charity so the winner of the auction will be responsible for making a charitable contribution in the amount agreed on and furnishing proof to me in the form of a receipt, an online confirmation page, an email confirmation, etc.


4. If the winning bidder fails to make their contribution within 2 days of winning, they will first be publicly shamed and the item will go back up for bid.


5. I want this to be really fun and also raise a lot of money. If there are other ladies interested in getting in on this, lets work together!

Garments Available

• black fishnet stockings with lace top as seen here - Bidding begins Wednesday, September 7th and Noon EST.


• pink boycut Hello Kitty panties - picture will be posted on September 7th - Bidding begins Friday, September 9th at Noon EST


• black boycut panties with lace trim - picture will be posted on September 9th - Bidding begins Monday, September 12th at Noon EST


• yellow cotton bikini panties with blue and purple stars - picture will be posted on September 12th - Bidding begins Wednesday, September 14th at Noon EST

What You Get From Me
With each garment (worn by me for at least 24 hours) you will recieve the following:

• A signed note from me


• A CD with at least 7 pictures of me modeling the item for you


• A phone post saying hello and describing what I have been up to while wearing the garment

Ideas for Charities

• The American Red Cross


• Humane Society Disaster Relief


• Second Harvest Food Bank


• Habitat for Humanity

Tell me what you think
If you are sincerely interested in this project, please fill out the poll below. I want to guage interest and purchase extra items if needed. DO NOT fill out the poll if you don't really plan on participating in the auctions. If you have general questions or feedback, go ahead and leave a comment for me or send me an email to lumpesse@gmail.com. I am really interested in sincere desire for other items; I can do socks, knee highs, bras, other garments, picture sets, phone posts - your imagination is the limit. If you think this is a good idea and don't see something here that you like, just let me know!

Poll #564594 Charity Auctions
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 2

I plan to bid on (check all that are applicable):

Is there something else you would want in exchange for a donation? List an idea and what you would be willing to pay!

Don't want to bid but want to help?

• Link to this post in your Livejournal or blog.


• Ladies! Get in on the action by agreeing to donate your panties as well. Email me for details.


• Just make a contribution to the Red Cross anyway!


• If you run an LJ community, give me permission to cross-post this there.